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by weirdome23 / 04/26/2011 at 5:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nipman / 04/25/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
by Awkward / 04/25/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/25/2011 at 1:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML
by lpspann87 / 04/25/2011 at 1:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
by Text / 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by Danny / 04/25/2011 at 9:07am / Miscellaneous
Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML
by Aginsafa / 04/25/2011 at 7:41am / United States (California) / Work
by neverdatingacopagain / 04/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML
by electricpuddle / 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm / Animals
by woahitbechels / 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by parentof5 / 04/23/2011 at 11:20am / United States / Kids
by cdn_steed / 04/23/2011 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Animals
by B / 04/18/2011 at 4:09am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Kids
Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML
by flaggurl / 03/09/2009 at 9:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…