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  • Town/Country : Boca Raton, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 April 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 19680
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went to wash the dye out, the water wouldn't turn on. After my head started to burn, I called the landlord in a panic. Turns out there was a water main break and the entire city block doesn't have water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62950) - you deserved it (3868)

On 03/09/2009 at 12:23pm - misc - by NowABlonde (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

#33444 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (41719) - you deserved it (4134)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

#2742 (25)

I agree, your life sucks (13751) - you deserved it (3606)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:54pm - love - by CaptainSosuke - United States (California)

Today, I was putting a new lightbulb in when my wife walks into the room and says "you can't see a thing, i'll turn the light on for you". And she did. FML

#981 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (15488) - you deserved it (1040)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version



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