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jen_wehn
  • Town/Country : sydney, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 293
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jen_wehn : im a student. no friends no life. Yes FML. yup.
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Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19578) - you deserved it (4896)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

#5991495 (64)

I agree, your life sucks (24157) - you deserved it (2692)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, after watching the news, I realized the only person who has ever wished that I had a good day, or wished that I had anything pleasant for that matter, is Charlie Gibson on World News Tonight. FML

#5832745 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (13941) - you deserved it (2126)

On 10/14/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by newscomes (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

#5530332 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (46570) - you deserved it (9936)

On 09/28/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

#4809359 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (54334) - you deserved it (7027)

On 08/25/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailor started out with "Most babies are accidents..." right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

#3295379 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (48411) - you deserved it (3140)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML

#2336807 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (31259) - you deserved it (3866)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:44am - misc - by GodDamnFan (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (9527) - you deserved it (47449)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

#4477 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (17692) - you deserved it (3262)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

#244 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (12566) - you deserved it (2609)

On 11/07/2008 at 9:18am - misc - by Mandoune - Finland (Western Finland)



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