This member hasn't filled in their description.
jemmers's FML badges
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
jemmers's favorite FMLs
by uetlqdja / 05/21/2011 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
by newmother / 12/05/2010 at 8:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
by misty_love / 03/10/2010 at 3:09am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML
by Udxero / 09/10/2009 at 3:51am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by dumpedovergame / 07/06/2009 at 6:51am / United States (California) / Love
by Loser / 05/12/2009 at 6:05pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML
by kekumbas / 05/05/2009 at 2:11am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by fat_thighs / 04/29/2009 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML
by Alex / 03/26/2009 at 12:42am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…