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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 June 1977 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 542
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95935) - you deserved it (6385)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69933) - you deserved it (9644)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14917) - you deserved it (48528)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67136) - you deserved it (10347)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

#8965492
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21956) - you deserved it (3147)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

#5164209
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45323) - you deserved it (4278)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

#3524400
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50130) - you deserved it (30339)

On 07/06/2009 at 6:51am - love - by dumpedovergame (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

#1879175
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25488) - you deserved it (139917)

On 05/12/2009 at 6:05pm - health - by Loser (man) - United States (New York)

Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML

#1653487
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45800) - you deserved it (3365)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:11am - work - by kekumbas (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I read a PostSecret that said "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML

#1444188
453 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54992) - you deserved it (10520)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:13am - health - by fat_thighs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

#615927
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16000) - you deserved it (70465)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)



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