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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML


I agree, your life sucks (145807) - you deserved it (22003)

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