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jellydoughnut41
  • Town/Country : arkham, asylum
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 March 1941 (73 years)
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  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17106) - you deserved it (31001)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 10:44am - love - by whyme (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of my friends asked me why I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't like the conditions the animals are forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." FML



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