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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 13069
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98968) - you deserved it (33864)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71028) - you deserved it (4681)

On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (776358) - you deserved it (82766)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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