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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 August 1989 (25 years)
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2day My Grlfriand Told Ma That Sha Had An Ultrasound Tomorrow Morning. With A Confusd Look On My Faca, Sha Said To Ma "don't Worry, It's Not Yours." FML

#871042
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111181) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)

Today... I took mah dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl... she loved mah puppy... an she asked 4 mah number. As she took out her phone... mah dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML

#869824
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57817) - you deserved it (5788)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:08pm - animals - by redmethod87 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the gym with my friends when they invitd me to do a few bench presses . Since I'd never done any before, I decidd to start with no wieghts on the bar an work my way up from there . I wound up pinnd beneath the bar, calling fir my friend to come free me . FML

#867922
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45687) - you deserved it (21102)

On 04/08/2009 at 7:17am - misc - by MarcusJones713 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just crcld the bottom half of the page and wrote ( OMG. ) FML

#853708
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92222) - you deserved it (27527)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday I Was In A Store Using The Only Bathroom There!! After I Was Done, I Realized I Couldn't Open The Door!! Panicked It Locked Me In, I Banged On The Door, And Screamed 4 Help!! The Security And Ahole Group Of People Gathered, Only To Find That I Was Pulling The Door Instead Of Pushing It!! FML

#851826
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15756) - you deserved it (86625)

On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, looool we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

#850097
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13644) - you deserved it (160768)

On 04/07/2009 at 7:46am - misc - by Brastro (man) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I want on a data wit tis girl I mat onlina. Ta convarsation driftad and wa wara talking about ow wa'd prafar to dia, if wa ad a coica. I said, "I want to skydiva ovar ta ocaan witout a paracuta." Sa said sa wants to ba mada into a wallat. fat FML

#849037
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55461) - you deserved it (8889)

On 04/07/2009 at 3:08am - love - by no_leather_of_any_kind - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was walking down te street wit my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby . I felt like I looked better tan usual, so I turned my ead to offer a smile, and walked rigt into a pole . Te impact was strong enoug to send me falling to te floor . FML

#847714
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18044) - you deserved it (43806)

On 04/07/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by laurisshnazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
934 comments

I agree, your life sucks (365914) - you deserved it (41139)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met . After I picked her up I asked her if she would lyk to get lobster . She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones . Confused I nodded . She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed . She was serious . fat FML

#834791
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60776) - you deserved it (5439)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I WAS AT IKEA WIT MA PARENTS!! I WALKD AWAY FROM TEM AND LATER I EARD TE SPEAKER OF TE STORE CALL MA NAME ASKING ME TO COME TO TE PLAYGROUND CUZ MA MOM AND DAD WERE WORRID!! I'M 18!! FML

#832859
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69327) - you deserved it (4554)

On 04/06/2009 at 10:12am - misc - by BrilsmurfO_O (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today , it was really windy an rainy causing me to trip an knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself , I apologizd an pattd the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn an look at the kid , an discover I've been interacting with a trash can.

#832092
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26183) - you deserved it (47842)

On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I was talking with mah father on the phonehen I mentiond I wantd to stay at school over the summer an work. He askd if it would be lonely with the campus empty,hen I replid that mah friends would be working ere too. He askd: ( What, all two of them? ) FML

#829744
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51175) - you deserved it (4722)

On 04/06/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by halebop (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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