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jellybean120
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 January 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 2710
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jellybean120 : I correct my friends grammar all the time but i wouldn't dare do it here. Also, I enjoy reading the comments more than the fmls. Especially when they get off track and after reading 5, I can't remember what the fml was about.

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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (19351) - you deserved it (2522)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML

#18738819 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (6452) - you deserved it (757)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm - kids - by ProudMama (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

#18722642 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (20868) - you deserved it (3792)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

#18674490 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (2955) - you deserved it (8057)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by msnewyearseve - United States (New York)

Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML

#18597076 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (6656) - you deserved it (2145)

On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

#18550642 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (8545) - you deserved it (915)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:44am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

#18460513 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (21554) - you deserved it (1656)

On 12/08/2011 at 1:57pm - misc - by mattdevil - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (7107) - you deserved it (708)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (6910) - you deserved it (1634)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

#18281989 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (8368) - you deserved it (825)

On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (8174) - you deserved it (2232)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML

#18127858 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (3495) - you deserved it (15174)

On 11/01/2011 at 9:22am - health - by loves the smell of burning flesh - United States (California)

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269 (513)

I agree, your life sucks (1870) - you deserved it (42872)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

#18078650 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (25274) - you deserved it (2603)

On 10/26/2011 at 3:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094 (292)

I agree, your life sucks (50328) - you deserved it (2048)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)