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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 547
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

#20001841
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18682) - you deserved it (5241)

On 08/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by MAC. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19424) - you deserved it (2005)

On 07/27/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by WTF is all I ask (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML

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252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22672) - you deserved it (7952)

On 07/27/2012 at 5:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6631) - you deserved it (30308)

On 07/13/2012 at 8:48pm - work - by Alexander D. (man) - United States



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