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jelizabeth11
  • Town/Country : Anchorage, AK, USA
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About jelizabeth11 : Photographer with one (very overdue) year of school left until graduation. When not working with clients, I work in Electronic Student Services at my university. I have 5 tattoos, 4 of which are fairly large. I'm a jokester but also the advice-giver, and big believer in practicing calmness and kindness. I can't say I never slip, but at least I'm consciously trying to eliminate any negativity I have.

I love yoga, going out to dance, photography, both having and attending First Fridays, poetry, tattoos, and The Walking Dead. And coffee, soooo much coffee! Well-made espresso is an art and amazingly rarer than it should be! 99% of my dreams would make great zombie movies. the other 1% includes serial killers and random confusing situations. I'm lucky in having an awesome family, loving boyfriend, and the cutest, craziest MinPin ever!

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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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