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About jeepers_1 : Small town born and raised. Yes I'm Canadian, no I don't say sorry every 5 seconds, and yes I do like Tim Hortons. For anything else you'd like to know just ask!
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Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
Monday 1 September 2014