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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1140
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had dinner on mah own. My cat cummd and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stard at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31052) - you deserved it (4384)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grlfriend and I lost our vrginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nrvana came on. I still finished. FML

#3770
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25501) - you deserved it (5872)

On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill!! The pharmacist recognized me an said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8872) - you deserved it (33238)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, my friend sent looool me the link to this website with a message that said, ( You'll feel at home. ) FML

#3195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19114) - you deserved it (2534)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, My Grandmother Who Has Alzheimer's And Can't Usually Remember My Name, Had A Sudden Moment Of Clarity And Asked Me Why I'm Still Not Married Yet!! FML

#3070
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26394) - you deserved it (1952)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)

Today , On Mah 18th Brthday , Mah Mom Told Me The Man I Thought Was Mah Father 4 18 Years Was Actually Mah Father , An Mah Real Father Was In Prison 4 Murder. FML

#3036
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46862) - you deserved it (1786)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me, when I asked wat it was called she said "He's just not that into you". FML

#2931
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18446) - you deserved it (1856)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by Oh really - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I snaazad so hard I harniatad mah back. Aftar passing out from tha pain I awoka on tha floor covarad in mah own shit and piss. Unabla to mova, I had to wait in this stata fir four hours fir mah wifa to raturn homa from work, claan ma up and taka ma to tha hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46380) - you deserved it (2336)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today , I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother looool walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later , I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15660) - you deserved it (68221)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I woka up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41547) - you deserved it (9870)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I am studying abroad in Maxico and somaona askad mahat it's lika to ba from Minnasota . I raspondad in Spanish, in front of thirty paopla, hat I thought translatad to, "If you gat cold, you can just puttad on a jackat." Apparantly,hat I thought maant "jackat" actually maant "masturbata" . FML

#2562
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17450) - you deserved it (4427)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot an horny women that wantd some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4861) - you deserved it (37096)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, boyfriend showed his mother photo of me. He told her that he think I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, an turns out she is a local porn starho's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20737) - you deserved it (1970)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

TODAY... I DANCED WITH A GRL UNTIL THE BAR CLOSED. WE WENT BACK TO MY PLACE. SHE HAD A PENIS. FML

#2248
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48897) - you deserved it (9087)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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