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jedielf
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 January 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 648
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jedielf : I rule.

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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36222) - you deserved it (8881)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11992) - you deserved it (3106)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was getting hot, so I jumped, naked, into the pool. As soon as I got in, it started hailing. I got hit with blocks of ice in places no man should. FML

#2492
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12625) - you deserved it (13430)

On 01/25/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by hailedout - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
38 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
104 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boss replied-to-all to a memo I sent, wherein he states that "Filipino" should be spelled with a double P. He spells his nationality with a double R. He's from Morocco. FML

#2247
40 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
39 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
30 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
53 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML

#1510
29 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 8:48pm - misc - by jdot747 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19848) - you deserved it (1971)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
64 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

#1158
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17210) - you deserved it (1536)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm - kids - by Old? - United States (Washington)



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