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Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version
Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)
Today, I posted a question on a forum asking if my week old nipple piercing would get hooked on anything easily. People assured me that it would be fine. An hour later I had to climb over a wall to get something and in lowering myself down I forgot about it and dragged my nipple along the wall. FML
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On 01/17/2009 at 8:48pm - misc - by jdot747 - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)
Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm - kids - by Old? - United States (Washington)
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)
Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML
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On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)
Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML
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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version
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