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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 January 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 944
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jedielf : I rule.

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Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18951) - you deserved it (2521)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML

#3070
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24326) - you deserved it (1775)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44953) - you deserved it (1644)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me, when I asked what it was called she said "He's just not that into you". FML

#2931
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18298) - you deserved it (1851)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by Oh really - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46166) - you deserved it (2327)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15568) - you deserved it (67940)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41287) - you deserved it (9831)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML

#2562
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17295) - you deserved it (4414)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4543) - you deserved it (35617)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20582) - you deserved it (1961)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46988) - you deserved it (8767)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boss replied-to-all to a memo I sent, wherein he states that "Filipino" should be spelled with a double P. He spells his nationality with a double R. He's from Morocco. FML

#2247
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13248) - you deserved it (2066)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27773) - you deserved it (2006)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22305) - you deserved it (1657)

On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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