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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)
Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)
Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me, when I asked what it was called she said "He's just not that into you". FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by Oh really - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)
Today, I am studying abroad in Mexico and someone asked me what it's like to be from Minnesota. I responded in Spanish, in front of thirty people, what I thought translated to, "If you get cold, you can just put on a jacket." Apparently, what I thought meant "jacket" actually meant "masturbate". FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was getting hot, so I jumped, naked, into the pool. As soon as I got in, it started hailing. I got hit with blocks of ice in places no man should. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by hailedout - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)
Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boss replied-to-all to a memo I sent, wherein he states that "Filipino" should be spelled with a double P. He spells his nationality with a double R. He's from Morocco. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)
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