About jedielf : I rule.
jedielf's FML badges
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
jedielf's favorite FMLs
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
by misc / 02/07/2009 at 9:31pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
by hahahehehohohoo / 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm / United States (California) / Love
by beerpong26 / 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by EpicFail / 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by Sleeper_C3ll / 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Big B / 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by RustyBulletHole / 02/04/2009 at 2:53am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by hitmutefirst / 02/03/2009 at 5:24am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by bluntedone / 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Money
by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML
by Noname / 02/02/2009 at 5:41am / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Xpresss / 02/02/2009 at 5:39am / United States (California) / Work
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…