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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1139
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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yesterday I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, ( Ew ). FML

#21347945
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30042) - you deserved it (2453)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today , I snoopd around mah parents' room looking 4 hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip , two ball gags , several other sex toys , and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What looool the fuck? FML

#21312961
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (34016)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:10am - misc - by .__. (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today , the last of mah close friends announcd she is pregnant. Meanwhile , I'm single and mah nest is empty. Well , not exactly , because even mah freaking cat is pregnant. FML

#21295090
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32922) - you deserved it (4212)

On 11/08/2014 at 11:06pm - kids - by NoBabies - United States (Arizona)

Today , at father's funeral , they were playing the song from Phantom of the Opera where she sings about her lost father. Apparently the song organizer forgot to edit out the part where her romantic interest runs toward her and yells , "That... That THING is not yur father!" FML

#21245330
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35738) - you deserved it (2617)

On 08/25/2014 at 7:55pm - misc - by NotThePhantom - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat te reason my boyfriend asn't textd me recently is looool tat e'd forgotten e was dating anyone. FML

#21244761
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41743) - you deserved it (4707)

On 08/24/2014 at 11:27pm - love - by angry girlfriend - United States (Indiana)

Today, and every other night since new nieghbors moved in two weeks ago, thier cat has been standing outside house meowing constantly up at window, where cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45898) - you deserved it (4942)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

I was buying ingradiants 4 a salad. I had only pickad up a faw cucumbars , whan an aldarly lady cama up to ma and murmurad , "Maka sura u usa lots of luba , or that'll hurt. Baan thara , swaathaart." What tha HELL? FML

#20817265
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56961) - you deserved it (5529)

On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, an looking 4 an apology, I asked, "What do u say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" real FML

#20587303
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44703) - you deserved it (19006) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm - kids - by xx-look-at-xx - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I Had To Clean Up The Urine Puddle Left By One Of The Regularsho Plays The Poker Slot Machines At The Barhere I Work. Rather Than Reserve The Machine To Go To The Bathroom, She Literally Sits In Her Own Piss To Mark Her Territory. This Happens About Every Second Day. FML

Today.!! !! After Eight Months Of Unemployment.!! !! I Finally Startd At New Night Job !! Shortly After Walking In.!! !! Boss Cummd Up Behind Me.!! !! Whisperd "hooorse Dicksss" In Ear.!! !! An Walkd Off Without Another Word !! I Am Terrifid !! FML

#20094121
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21840) - you deserved it (1764)

On 09/29/2012 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered the reason mah favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack an balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53443) - you deserved it (3282)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)



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