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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 November 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1105
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18700) - you deserved it (37015)

On 08/12/2009 at 3:02pm - misc - by signupsheetfail (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13480) - you deserved it (44205)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)



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