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Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Dana (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 1:18am - kids - by Whatdididowrong? -
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 1:12am - health - by Anonymous -
Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 11:55pm - misc - by whyme (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by theyarefarapart -
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my date asked if I could drive his friend home before we went out for breakfast. His friend had blonde hair, big boobs and wore a skimpy black dress. He wasn't 100% sure of her name. I guess I drove home my date's one night stand. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 9:25am - intimacy - by lawl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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