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Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)
Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML
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On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)
Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm - work - by rioght onnn - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm - work - by rioght onnn - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)
Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by SexyQueen0905 -
Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML
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