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jculb88
  • Town/Country : St. Louis, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 December 1988 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 396
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24163) - you deserved it (2297)

On 10/06/2010 at 8:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

#12085678
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33428) - you deserved it (14894)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

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177 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I received an email from my professor informing me that if I missed another class, I'd be dropped from the course. I have field experience to complete tomorrow as part of my major. I emailed her two weeks ago to let her know, and we're excused by the dean. She doesn't care. FML

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On 10/06/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by meesh22 (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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