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Today, I arrived at work to find an email from the manager whom I had bought concert tickets from the night before. He said he had actually sold those tickets to someone else. He still expects to be paid. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 3:45pm - work - by mcfaily - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)
Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 2:23am - health - by alexbobalex (woman) - Aland Islands
Today, I'm in Mexico and am supposed to be skydiving for my Christmas gift. Instead, I'm coming out of the hospital with x-rays, an ankle splint, and a $800 bill because I fell on the bottom step of a flight of stairs. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 9:00am - love - by For (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by LaurenLehmmman (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out the gift card my friend gave me for Christmas actually has no money on it and was never purchased in the first place. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by DeannaMarie - United States (Florida)
Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by OhGodKillMeNow (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of 'Fight Club'. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I found out my mom is getting rid of cable TV. My dad and I bought her a 700 dollar plasma screen TV for Christmas. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 2:45pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at the airport getting ready to go to Hawaii. The guy at the counter said my flight was delayed. It turns out that the flight that was delayed was a flight going to Miami. My flight left at the regular time, and my luggage was on it, because I checked in the night before. FML
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Today, I had to perform with my Orchestra at an event. I hadn't eaten at all that day because I had to get my blood sugar tested. During the middle of a song I passed out. No one helped me and no one stopped playing "because the song wasn't over and they didn't want to ruin the performance." FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
