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jcatrucker
  • Town/Country : Bayonne NJ, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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