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jcarlosm93
  • Town/Country : Passaic, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 November 1993 (20 years)
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About jcarlosm93 : Im a unique! I just wanna have fun. :)
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Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML

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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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