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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 462
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jbloogle : Hey people, I usually like reading comments more than the actual fmls but this website always cheers me up.

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Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

#19327159
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7274) - you deserved it (21711)

On 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

#19321337
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22127) - you deserved it (2816)

On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24660) - you deserved it (2774)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29099) - you deserved it (19015)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

#19313557
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28648) - you deserved it (2266)

On 03/20/2012 at 11:37am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

#12849732
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36831) - you deserved it (3844)

On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States

Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year old son starts rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly. "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looks at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML

#6620817
81 comments

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On 12/05/2009 at 7:04pm - animals - by Sissy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got in a hotel elevator. There was a kid in there also. He got off on the 3rd floor. As he was stepping from the elevator, he decided to press every single button. It's a 35 floor hotel. My room is on the 32nd floor. FML

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

#4523037
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51785) - you deserved it (3431)

On 08/14/2009 at 10:09am - misc - by haha247 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (650914) - you deserved it (438229)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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