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by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Health
by J.O.S / 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 11:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Jill Shanks / 09/01/2010 at 2:16am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year old son starts rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly. "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looks at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML
by Sissy / 12/05/2009 at 7:04pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I got in a hotel elevator. There was a kid in there also. He got off on the 3rd floor. As he was stepping from the elevator, he decided to press every single button. It's a 35 floor hotel. My room is on the 32nd floor. FML
by w0rstdayever / 11/27/2009 at 3:01pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by haha247 / 08/14/2009 at 10:09am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm / United States (New York) / Love
by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
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