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I'm thirteen and I'm awesome so get used to it
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I don't like cats
And lastly,
Someone should get me a pillow pet
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Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)
Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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