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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 341
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jazzyjada10 : I love eighties music

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Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
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I agree, your life sucks (17261) - you deserved it (14951)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17261) - you deserved it (14951)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

#17069716
197 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

#16956758
170 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

#16956212
51 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

#8658906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24922) - you deserved it (7673)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

#8658906
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24922) - you deserved it (7673)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)



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