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jazzw92
  • Town/Country : Freeport/St Andrews, The Bahamas/UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 April 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 521
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jazzw92 : I'm a uni student, a lover of all things in/on/near the ocean, aikido, karate and some other stuff too...

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Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22780) - you deserved it (1772)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14059) - you deserved it (4652)

On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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