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jazmine95
  • Town/Country : Southampton, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 159
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33329) - you deserved it (3824)

On 11/15/2009 at 3:42am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (737850) - you deserved it (61016)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)