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Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41208) - you deserved it (4138)

On 05/23/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by idontevencareanymore (woman) - United States (Texas)



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