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Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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152 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

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131 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML

#284763
131 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 3:49pm - health - by mugs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

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261 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by astroloser (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

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235 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by joAnne (woman) - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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507 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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