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  • Birth Date : Monday 9 April 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my jeep wouldn't start so I opened the hood. I slammed my fingers in my jeep's hood. It latched shut. My hood release was inside the cab, and the jeep was in neutral and on an incline. It started to roll... with a ditch about 5 yards away. I had to skin my own fingers to get them out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41995) - you deserved it (7605)

On 11/20/2009 at 8:28pm - misc - by FoundMyLighter (man) - United States (Alaska)



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