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  • Birth Date : Monday 9 April 1990 (24 years)
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Taday ma jeep looool wouldn't start so I opend te ood. I slammd ma fingers in ma jeep's ood. It latcd sut. My ood release was inside te cab, an te jeep was in neutral an on an incline. It startd to roll... wit a ditc about 5 yards away. I ad to skin ma own fingers to get tem out. FML

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