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jayftw246
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my jeep wouldn't start so I opened the hood. I slammed my fingers in my jeep's hood. It latched shut. My hood release was inside the cab, and the jeep was in neutral and on an incline. It started to roll... with a ditch about 5 yards away. I had to skin my own fingers to get them out. FML

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