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jayden10663
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 August 1996 (16 years)
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About jayden10663 : I like to read FML's in my spare time. I enjoy listening to music and surfing reddit.

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Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40794) - you deserved it (1733)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22661) - you deserved it (1918)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32431) - you deserved it (10875)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version



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