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  • Number of visits : 594
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jayceejaco : It is great to be a Florida Gator! College student, party animal, socialite
and slightly eccentric. I'm pretty awesome :P

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Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37862) - you deserved it (3794)

On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48738) - you deserved it (3179)

On 09/28/2013 at 11:21am - love - by Christian (man) - United States

Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML


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On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

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