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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 700
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jayceejaco : It is great to be a Florida Gator! College student, party animal, socialite
and slightly eccentric. I'm pretty awesome :P

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Visits<b>Life_sucksXx</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 3:11am<b>Phazoid</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 4:12am<b>colinabi</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 10:31am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 7:21pm<b>PresAgent</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 9:07am<b>ugh1stworldprobs</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:52pm<b>adambomb8181</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 2:02am<b>Hidebehindarock</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:46am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 3:42am<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 11:30am<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 1:18pm<b>thatguynamedsky</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 3:07pm<b>skitsoloco</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 12:49am<b>Gillett</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 12:49am<b>drunkmunkey</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 5:00pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 7:28pm<b>shaunr40k</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 3:53pm<b>mschmuty</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 5:46pm

Fucked!<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 9:42am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 8:19pm

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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jayceejaco's favorite FMLs

Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

#20925040
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39736) - you deserved it (3987)

On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

#20899028
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48917) - you deserved it (3191)

On 09/28/2013 at 11:21am - love - by Christian (man) - United States

Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML

#20862871
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26891) - you deserved it (92799)

On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia



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