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About jaybrown : I'm Jason. I'm fourteen. I'm a guy. I wear glasses.
Recently, and for a long time before that I've been getting lots and lots of visitors. Not quite sure what it is they're getting out of a TINY description of me, but thanks everybody! I'll be sure to visit your page.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from. The woman stared at me for a while. Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago. FML
Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML