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jaybrown
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 May 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 17885
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jaybrown : I'm Jason. I'm fourteen. I'm a guy. I wear glasses.
Recently, and for a long time before that I've been getting lots and lots of visitors. Not quite sure what it is they're getting out of a TINY description of me, but thanks everybody! I'll be sure to visit your page.

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Today, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from. The woman stared at me for a while. Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39236) - you deserved it (7358)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by anonymus (man) - United States

Today, I bought a feezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5517) - you deserved it (44910)

On 08/13/2009 at 3:27am - misc - by oldtexas (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16320) - you deserved it (38430)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (34608) - you deserved it (1341)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)



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