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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 May 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 18599
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jaybrown : I'm Jason. I'm fourteen. I'm a guy. I wear glasses.
Recently, and for a long time before that I've been getting lots and lots of visitors. Not quite sure what it is they're getting out of a TINY description of me, but thanks everybody! I'll be sure to visit your page.

jaybrown's page activity

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

jaybrown's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked a woman where her beautiful accent was from. The woman stared at me for a while. Then her daughter told me that the reason her mother talked like that was because she had a stroke a few months ago. FML

by anonymus / 08/18/2009 at 12:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML

by oldtexas / 08/13/2009 at 3:27am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

by Evil_Egbert / 02/12/2009 at 6:54am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Intimacy

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

by Noname / 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm / Japan (Fukuoka) / Health