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jaxar
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 October 1981 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 116
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About jaxar : I'm kinda get in to wired shit

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (141706) - you deserved it (53041)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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