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Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31211) - you deserved it (1940)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12038) - you deserved it (4733)

On 02/13/2010 at 1:51am - intimacy - by whathef???? - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36657) - you deserved it (14109)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:23pm - love - by DanceOnTheEdge (woman) - United States (New York)



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