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javaguy
  • Town/Country : Jackson, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 August 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 397
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About javaguy : Its either one thing or another that screws me.

Well, at least i know im not the only one thats in the boat.

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Today, I met a new client in person for the first time. When I went to shake his hand, it was made of plastic. Startled, I laughed thinking it was a practical joke. It wasn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12394) - you deserved it (44651)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:48am - work - by HDCkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047 (1080)

I agree, your life sucks (414412) - you deserved it (248660)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said i was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

#267398 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (51394) - you deserved it (3724)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by GreenScar (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

#265039 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (151274) - you deserved it (7427)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was with my 6th grade class. During recess, we were talking about growing up and getting older. I said that one day, they'd start to look like me. Two of my students started crying. FML

#264101 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (52567) - you deserved it (4610)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:58pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46661) - you deserved it (3193)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:03pm - health - by yodada (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12994) - you deserved it (51488)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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