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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 January 1991 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 481
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jasper91 : Hey I'm Jasper - 20 yo - London - Gay - Bartender

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Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:36pm

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Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (830374) - you deserved it (91067)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (258327) - you deserved it (88111)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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