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jasminel654
  • Town/Country : Corpus Christi, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 November 1998 (14 years)
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Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 10:15pm - love - by wtf dad - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 12:34am - misc - by maddiecat - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at work, a Beatles song came on the radio. I jokingly said, "These guys are pretty good, are they new?" Everyone thought I was being serious, and now they're convinced I'm an idiot. FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by EffUrEll - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend and I were trying out a site on which you talk to strangers using a mic and webcam. We came across a cute guy, who said to my friend, "Tell the fat guy to move." He was referring to me. I'm a girl. FML

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On 01/05/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by Pennepestoem (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

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