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jasminel654

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 November 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 294
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>stryder9090</b> - the 11/19/2016 at 4:34pm<b>chewsef</b> - the 11/19/2016 at 3:56pm<b>Husky_Problems</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 2:34am<b>Jxce</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 11:21pm<b>LPac5295</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 8:50am<b>tj1540</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 9:26am<b>Internetdude</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 1:11pm<b>persianninja</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 7:03am<b>Tank824</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 10:55pm<b>surajrs5</b> - the 09/04/2013 at 1:37pm<b>ArabsFinest</b> - the 08/28/2013 at 8:23pm<b>drolemox</b> - the 03/08/2013 at 3:21pm<b>luebbe</b> - the 02/25/2013 at 1:39am<b>AKGirlinSD</b> - the 02/23/2013 at 5:31am<b>B0SSAHOLIC</b> - the 01/22/2013 at 4:11pm<b>baker07aw</b> - the 01/21/2013 at 1:44am<b>Love_sosa</b> - the 01/20/2013 at 10:27pm<b>hayhay2301</b> - the 01/15/2013 at 5:53pm

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Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

by blueballed / 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy

Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML

by Anonymous / 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

by belljars / 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

by wtf dad / 01/09/2013 at 10:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML

by maddiecat / 01/08/2013 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, while at work, a Beatles song came on the radio. I jokingly said, "These guys are pretty good, are they new?" Everyone thought I was being serious, and now they're convinced I'm an idiot. FML

by EffUrEll / 01/07/2013 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend and I were trying out a site on which you talk to strangers using a mic and webcam. We came across a cute guy, who said to my friend, "Tell the fat guy to move." He was referring to me. I'm a girl. FML

by Pennepestoem / 01/05/2013 at 2:07pm / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous

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