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Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
by blueballed / 11/29/2014 at 4:08pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML
by belljars / 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by wtf dad / 01/09/2013 at 10:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by maddiecat / 01/08/2013 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by EffUrEll / 01/07/2013 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend and I were trying out a site on which you talk to strangers using a mic and webcam. We came across a cute guy, who said to my friend, "Tell the fat guy to move." He was referring to me. I'm a girl. FML
by Pennepestoem / 01/05/2013 at 2:07pm / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous
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