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About jasamAna : My FMLs apparently aren't good enough. I guess I should be happy my life isn't that bad.
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Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
Friday 24 July 2015