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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 December 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 900
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jannahmetcalfe : Hey people-- ;p I'm Jannah and I love fml
I pole vault and did gymnastics for ten years
I love playing soccer and baseball casually
Pretty chill person so hmu sometime


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Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML


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On 10/08/2010 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML


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On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML


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On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML


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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML


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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 3:16pm - love - by tubedout (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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