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About jannahmetcalfe : Hey people-- ;p I'm Jannah and I love fml
I pole vault and did gymnastics for ten years
I love playing soccer and baseball casually
Pretty chill person so hmu sometime
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TADAY IT WAS MAH FRST TIME HAVING SEX WITH THIS GUY. AFTER A FEW SECOND HE STOPS , SITS IN THE CORNER OF HIS ROOM BUFF-NAKD , WITH HIS KNEES UP AND HIS HANDS ON HIS FACE. HE THEN POUTS AND CLAIMS IT WAS HIS WORST PERFORMANCE EVER. FML
Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy . She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts . Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts . She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises . mega FML
YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND CALLD ME TO THE BEDROOM TO SHOW ME SOMETHING. THIS "SOMETHING" WAS HIM DEMONSTRATING HIS SEEMINGLY WELL-TRAIND ABILITY TO ACCURATELY TYPE OUT A SENTENCE ON MAH PHONE USING NOTHING BUT HIS ERECT PENIS. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML
Friday 27 March 2015