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jangalianxi
  • Town/Country : Erie, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 May 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 319
  • Number of comments : 41
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Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML

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On 09/22/2012 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was at the mall with my friend, when an old lady walked up to us. She looked at my friend and said, "My dear, you're gorgeous! I bet all the boys want you!" She then shot me a brief look and walked off. FML

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On 07/11/2012 at 2:46pm - misc - by uglygurl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML

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On 07/03/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by spiderfail - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

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