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Today, I helped friend,ho is a slob, move out of house . I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed . It was her vibrator . I found it with bare hands . I had to bleach hands twice and I still don't feel clean . fat FML
Today , my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls an asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
Today, My Younger Brother Decided It Would Be Fun To Slam A Door On My Handhile I Was Holding My Brand New $200 Cell Phone That I Got 4 My Brthday. Nothing Says Happy Brthday Like A Broken Phone To Go Along With A Broken Hand. FML
Friday 27 March 2015