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Today, I helped my friend, who is a slob, move out of my house. I found the source of the funky smell she's been complaining about, under her bed. It was her vibrator. I found it with my bare hands. I had to bleach my hands twice and I still don't feel clean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24211) - you deserved it (1496)

On 09/20/2012 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by MistressSuzuka (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36151) - you deserved it (4510)

On 03/27/2011 at 4:37am - intimacy - by Angel1000168 - Australia

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Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23844) - you deserved it (1592)

On 11/06/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by imsad (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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