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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 December 1994 (19 years)
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Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58087) - you deserved it (3529)

On 02/01/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by thoughtidseenitall (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 10:40am - love - by gassy - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I was pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I got his newly updated Facebook status that read "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22515) - you deserved it (6667)

On 01/06/2013 at 3:17am - misc - by kiken.bara - United States

Today, my friend and I were trying out a site on which you talk to strangers using a mic and webcam. We came across a cute guy, who said to my friend, "Tell the fat guy to move." He was referring to me. I'm a girl. FML

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21644) - you deserved it (2190)

On 01/04/2013 at 1:12am - love - by Tiffosaur - United States



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