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jane_marie

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 620
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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jane_marie's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML

#21510539
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21086) - you deserved it (1207)

On 01/02/2016 at 5:36am - misc - by IHateMySister - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML

#21479981
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23548) - you deserved it (2172)

On 10/14/2015 at 12:22pm - love - by StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34545) - you deserved it (4065)

On 10/28/2014 at 10:07am - misc - by bottombarrel - United States (Ohio)



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