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  • Number of visits : 402
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

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Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

#21240726
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I agree, your life sucks (26417) - you deserved it (1980)

On 08/18/2014 at 10:59pm - work - by sorrynotsorry (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51682) - you deserved it (4335)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52870) - you deserved it (5162)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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