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jamiedearr
  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 678
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jamiedearr : im jamie. i dont sugarcoat anything; ill tell it like it is. i love sleep. byeeee.

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Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13284) - you deserved it (104511)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (106737) - you deserved it (9349)

On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)



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