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Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

#2018927
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13656) - you deserved it (96685)

On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

#2018927
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13656) - you deserved it (96685)

On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

#2018927
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13656) - you deserved it (96685)

On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

#2018927
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13656) - you deserved it (96685)

On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

#2010673
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12720) - you deserved it (50467)

On 05/17/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Kerrilyn (woman) - United States

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

#1973147
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52791) - you deserved it (6020)

On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

#1973147
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52791) - you deserved it (6020)

On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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