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jamieb95
  • Town/Country : canada
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 220
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Today, was my music recital. I was playing and sneezed really loud into my saxophone which made the mouthpiece blurt out of my mouth. I have a neck strap and as the saxophone came back towards me the mouthpiece hit me in the head. I knocked myself out in front of the audience. FML

#2303498 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (42264) - you deserved it (3479)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by hahacopster (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML

#2018927 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (9103) - you deserved it (69668)

On 05/17/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some random guy was knocking on my window telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

#2010673 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (9260) - you deserved it (36175)

On 05/17/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by Kerrilyn (woman) - United States

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickleing my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

#1973147 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (42315) - you deserved it (4167)

On 05/16/2009 at 7:26am - kids - by badmom101 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)