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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 June 1987 (27 years)
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Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML


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On 09/19/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by monkey (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML


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