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by ihatethisjob / 09/27/2013 at 4:18am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by seaweedlady / 06/21/2011 at 10:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML
by DayamyWuzHere / 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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