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Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37696) - you deserved it (4056)

On 09/27/2013 at 4:18am - work - by ihatethisjob - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27072) - you deserved it (4371)

On 06/21/2011 at 10:49am - misc - by seaweedlady - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41691) - you deserved it (2262)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States



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