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Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

#19998464
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On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML

#19998359
72 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 12:22pm - work - by Pizzaguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter discovered that her Venus Fly Trap will not eat pieces of ripped-up scrap paper. Also today, I discovered that my daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper and my monthly paycheck. FML

#19998217
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On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my daughter discovered that her Venus Fly Trap will not eat pieces of ripped-up scrap paper. Also today, I discovered that my daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper and my monthly paycheck. FML

#19998217
127 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

#19997949
150 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML

#19997834
144 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 2:53am - money - by busted - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

#19997829
126 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 2:50am - work - by Unwanted - United States (California)

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

#19997087
66 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 8:06pm - love - by daddydaughterWTF - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

#19997037
123 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

#19996404
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On 08/01/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by jessmess (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

#19996379
118 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by unlicensed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML

#19995981
140 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 3:59am - misc - by SLAB_GIRL15 - Australia (New South Wales)



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