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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1454
  • Number of comments : 182
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jakii_ : I'm an extremely fun person who aids puppies, feeds the homeless, and enjoys long walks on the beach
xD
ahh i'm kidding.

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Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23334) - you deserved it (5296)

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