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jakii_
  • Town/Country : NinjaTown, Guam
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1359
  • Number of comments : 182
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About jakii_ : I'm an extremely fun person who aids puppies, feeds the homeless, and enjoys long walks on the beach
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Today, in the middle of class, I sneezed out the biggest, wettest booger I have ever seen in my life. I'd used the inside of my elbow to cover my nose, but I neglected to notice that my hair had fallen over my shoulder. I couldn't get it all out of my hair and I don't think any believed me when I said it was hair gel. FML

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